I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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