How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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