Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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