I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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