You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
nutella sex= disaster
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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