would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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