At least make sure they are 18
Why
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
