He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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