I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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