Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
