mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I think I am morally bankrupt
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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