new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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