I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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