this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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