i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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