please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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