My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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