You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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