Me too!
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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