Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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