She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize