no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
The ass gains better be worth it
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