Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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