Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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