he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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