Midget sex pt 2 tonight
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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