Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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