Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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