whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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