You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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