Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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