): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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