Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
this beer tastes like vomit already
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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