i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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