i just had sex bonerless
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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