She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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