I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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