thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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