clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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