i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
ugly people sure do ruin things
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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