I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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