Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
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