Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize