I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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