how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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