What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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