I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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