we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Small penises have feelings too.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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