haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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