Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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