If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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