He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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